Therapy session with Harshit

#: I never thought I would seek your help brother.
Harshit: Ohh how the tables have turned.

#: I am having anger management issues.
Harshit: Yeah, I read some of your work. Some of it is great, but some of it is a bit too dark. Don’t you think?

#: Yeah, and the circumstances are certainly not helping either.
Harshit: Have you tried releasing endorphins?

#: Really? I ran 6 Kms today after a 36 hour fast and no sleep, and the fast is still on for another 12 hours.
Harshit: You retard! Have you seen the temperature outside?

#: Don’t worry, am on SLU PP 332, 400mg dose.
Harshit: Still, no human trials done on that. But okay.

#: Am struggling to control my thoughts.
Harshit: You should come visit my farm sometime. Zero cortisol life, for real.

#: One day mate. Okay, tell me what do I do now?
Harshit: I will let you in on a secret that usually works for me. But don’t tell anyone.

#: Am sensing sarcasm, but go on.
Harshit: Try sleeping. 60% of the time, works every time. And while at it, try eating something as well. Maybe salmon?

#: Not today. I have work to do.
Harshit: Okay, how about this, quickly take a hot shower, finish the work. And then sleep. And avoid anymore caffeine. Sounds good? Doesn’t sound so bad to me.

#: You aren’t really helpful you know.
Harshit: Come on man, we both know you aren’t really talking to me for help.

#: Yeah, who am I kidding. Anyway, all good on your side?
Harshit: Hahaha I just got dumped by my girlfriend, but its okay. Life goes on, I got options.

#: If the most handsome avocado farmer in the world doesn’t have options, I don’t know who does.
Harshit: What can I say, I learnt from the best. Haha.

#: You are too humble mate.
Harshit: Hahaha, okay man, I gotta go now. Ciao.

#: Thanks brother. Ciao.