- Go out with her and her friends to a night club that has a shisha section. Odds are, the place will be too crowded, so she might sit on your lap. Don’t laugh when she falls from your lap because she is a tad bit drunk.

2. Once you have spent the night with her, you will enter the honeymoon phase. This phase is like crack. Watch some movies, have good sex and make sure to clean the dishes after she has made pancakes for you. Its addicting initially, but eventually the novelty fades away.

3. Keep the flame alive by taking her out for Thai food. Make sure to order Som Tum and Gaeng Massaman. And for the love of god, don’t go Dutch on the bill, pay in full!

4. Do fun activities together. Work out together and teach her how to properly do Lat pull downs, because she is not ready for pull ups yet.

5. Try to study together. And to be honest, you will have a hard time studying because your eye mezma won’t let you or her study. Treat it like a date, and then study later at home.

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