To avoid legal consequences, consider the following post as merely a work of fiction –
- I never attempted suicide. I had an accident while acting on delusions (2017). And no, I wasn’t on any substance at that time.
- I don’t have bi-polar. I just find myself in bad mood sometimes.
- I had a notch count of 1 during my entire university years (2021).
- I lost my virginity in December 2017 to a French girl. She was an exchange semester student at Bath. I was 22 years old.
- I met my first love in 2018. While I dated her for a bit, but I couldn’t have sex with her. I was anxious and my dick won’t work. And I still miss her (2026). She was a non-practicing Muslim from Turkey and a fellow class mate.
- I never technically finished my Bachelors, I cheated on my final year research project. While I love writing, but at the time, my sole focus was avocado farming (2021). I do have that expensive piece of paper as one of my prized possessions.
- The only substance I had ever abused was Marijuana. I did try a tiny bit of cocaine once. Didn’t feel anything.
- I had been honey trapped once, online, and I paid 2 lakhs INR in crypto so that the scammer could keep his mouth shut.
- Now I fly to Thailand to smoke pot. Its legal there. Not to mention, the quality is top notch.
- I drink beer almost daily. Brand of choice: Kingfisher Ultra MAX or Budweiser Magnum (2025 & 26).
- I have done a naked photoshoot for a gay photographer in London. I then put those pictures up on tinder in the hopes of fast casual sex with women with loose morals. It didn’t work.
- I have spoken to at least a 1000 women on the street across 7 countries in the hopes of taking them to bed. It worked.
- I once had sex with an only fans girl from Tallinn, Estonia. Shot some videos as well, but don’t worry, you won’t find em. I never published those.
- My notch count now is in double digits, but it doesn’t matter to me anymore (2026). I found another love (2024).
- I have dabbled in money laundering. Didn’t like it (2026).
- Through all my addictions, vaping is by far the hardest to quit. Porn comes at a close second place. Quitting cigarettes was easier (2026).
-Harshit